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Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7446	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ores Mined:	8862
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	7732	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	594433	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crops Grown:	9837
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1