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Booty Crafters 1.20

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Alien Abductions:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna see some thicc pixel booty while building epic structures, then you gotta join this server!

We got more curves than a rollercoaster and more blocks than a Tetris convention!

Join now and get ready to smack some creepers with that big fat butt of yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to twerk your way to victory in the pixelated world of absolute madness!

The Original God of War Trilogy in Modern Minecraft SMP

Action-Adventure, Audacity, cinematic nature, culture, Epic battles, Gaming Community, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, GOD, husk, iconic characters, Lost, mindless hack and slash, Minecraft, MODERN, modern age, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, original, original god of war trilogy, QTE moments, smp, trilogy, violence, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	876576
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the original god of war trilogy on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, intense violence, and cinematic QTE moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We may have made fun of mindless hack and slash games in the past, but we’re bringing it back in all its audacious glory.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting epic bosses, exploring dangerous dungeons, and unleashing your inner warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the thrill of gaming like never before!

SisIsAYP Minecraft Server

child behavior, communication breakdown, emotional expression, emotional regulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, gentle parenting, holiday chaos, holiday stress, Minecraft, parenting challenges, Parenting styles, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, SisIsAYP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive emotions and outrageous behavior!

Forget about gentle parenting, on our server, we encourage players to express their big emotions by throwing themselves on the floor and screaming like there’s no tomorrow. Need a safe space to cry and eat your food off the floor? We’ve got you covered!

Join us for a Thanksgiving event like no other, where players can film each other having meltdowns and share it with their friends for a good laugh. And if things get too intense, feel free to ask for impatient care – we’ve got therapists on standby!

But be warned, Christmas celebrations are canceled on our server due to excessive drama. If you’re looking for a family-friendly environment, this is definitely not the place for you. So come on in and let your emotions run wild – just make sure to have your camera ready for all the action!

ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut

accidental overdose, Autonomy, Boundaries, Cancer surgery, Caregiver, deceased, drug problems, ex husband, ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut, family, financial aid, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, hospital stay, judgment, new fiancé, parenting, Recovery, space constraints, Support

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ores Mined:	977
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.

So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchantments Applied:	139	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mines Excavated:	4151	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	182
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crops Grown:	7722	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crops Grown:	6746
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385