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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6535 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!