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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1929 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3245 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!