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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3143 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3912 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?