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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3144 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6930 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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