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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8622 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 4634 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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