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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 743 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?