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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9916 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 401 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?