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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8742 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 7468 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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