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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5208 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 118 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?