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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4047 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?