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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6221 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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