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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 667 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 265 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2402 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?