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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8285 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
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