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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5725 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 118 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2657 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?