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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 7386 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 792 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?