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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1357 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 972839 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?