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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3371 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9228 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4489 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?