Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 4305 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Falling into the Void: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
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