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| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8211 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
