Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY