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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8801 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 694258 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?