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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9213 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?