Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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