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Players: 96/500 Votes: 5753
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Enchantments Applied: 75
Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

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  • Neuro Swarm Kingdom 1.20.3

    Neuro Swarm Kingdom 1.20.3
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6940
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Votes: 7058 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Zombie Dances: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

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    Yo, have you heard of Neuro-sama? She’s like this crazy AI overlord in our Minecraft server, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! She’s got a TTS software, a VTube Studio model, and she’s learning to sing, play games, and collab with other VTubers. It’s like having a virtual idol in your chat! Join /swarm/ today and bow down to our new AI queen!

    Check out her schedule here: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

    And don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X! Plus, she’s got some sick music videos and clips that you gotta see.

    Want to learn about AI but don’t get it? Neuro-sama’s got you covered with educational videos and resources. And if you’re really serious about AI, she’s got some advanced stuff for you too.

    Oh, and did I mention the merch? Get your Neuro-sama gear at neurosama.shop and show your support for our AI overlord.

    Don’t miss out on the VODs, LoRA archive, and game integration on our server. It’s a wild ride with Neuro-sama leading the way!

    Previous thread? Who cares! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, praise Neuro-sama!

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  • BreakupBnB Minecraft Server

    BreakupBnB Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 4847
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is a safe haven from real-life drama, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic exes getting in the way. Plus, we have a strict “no child support drama” policy, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unexpected texts from your sister’s ex.

    Join us now and leave the real world behind – no rent payments required, just endless fun and creativity!

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  • NoSleepSquadMC

    NoSleepSquadMC
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 3230
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Votes: 2732
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of villagers start a gossip circle about who stole the diamond blocks. Or how about the time a creeper tried to audition for the server talent show by blowing up the stage? Oh, and let’s not forget the time a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched players into the Nether portal – talk about a wild ride!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle between two skeletons fighting over who gets to take you on a date. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen – they really know how to bust a move!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the chaos and hilarity of Minecraft like this? Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures waiting for you – join now and let the laughter begin!

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  • HappyCraft SMP

    HappyCraft SMP
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 4818
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like.

    We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We do all sorts of wacky challenges like building a house out of nothing but melons or trying to ride a chicken across the ocean. It’s pure chaos and it’s freaking hilarious.

    And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing machines and another that gives you a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like a psychedelic trip every time you log on.

    So if you want to join in on the madness and have a hobby that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that the owner is actually a secret llama in disguise. How cool is that?

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  • Felon47FrenzyCraft

    Felon47FrenzyCraft
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 3076
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the mainstream media ignoring the real issues like Felon 47 and his gang of misfits wreaking havoc on our beloved country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t shy away from the truth! Join us and fight against Felon 47 and his evil plans to turn America into a giant potato farm. Yes, you heard that right, a potato farm! But don’t worry, we have an army of flying pigs ready to take him down. So come join us and be a hero in the battle against the spud uprising!

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  • SolarCraft11: The End is Near!

    SolarCraft11: The End is Near!
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 1882
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1739 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can help save the massive solar plant from closure after 11 years of hard work!!! we need ur help to build giant solar panels and fight off evil mobs trying to shut it down!!! u can even ride on giant sunflowers and shoot lasers at the bad guys!!! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that farts rainbows!!! so what r u waiting for?? come save the day and have a blast on our server!!!

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  • Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft

    Ramgrief: I am looking for those. admin for the vulture server minecraft
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9826
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

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    I am making a prokek bar I do not really understand me, I need those. Admin

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  • Savage Domain 1.20.5

    Savage Domain 1.20.5
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9647
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 195 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Villages Defended: 13

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    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like time travel but with blocks and creepers, man!

    Imagine building a time machine out of pixelated dirt and going back to 2025, but like, in Minecraft form.

    You can relive all the crazy stuff that happened in 2025, like when the aliens landed and started playing Minecraft with us.

    But watch out for those futuristic creepers, they explode with laser beams and stuff, it’s wild!

    So come join us on this server and experience the madness of 2025 all over again, but with a Minecraft twist. Let’s go, bro!

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  • PsychicCraft Minecraft Server

    PsychicCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 2626
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old psychic mediums who can’t even guess your favorite childhood toy correctly? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Our server is filled with mystical wonders and supernatural surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Who needs a psychic medium when you can commune with spirits and ghosts in the virtual realm?

    Forget about boring comedy shows, join our server for a variety show like no other. Witness the power of the unknown as you explore hidden realms and uncover secrets that will leave you speechless.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a psychic medium when you have Minecraft?

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  • CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks

    CreeperCon2025: Behind the Blocks
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 9423
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7363
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a mod is like being a superhero with a neckbeard! Join us and experience the thrill of being called every insult under the sun while you fight for justice against the trolls and griefers.

    To be a mod, you need thick skin, a few hours a week, and the ability to share your ideas without fear of being trolled. And don’t forget patience – you’ll need it when dealing with people who can’t read more than 10 words at a time or refuse to accept the truth.

    A day in the life of a mod includes waking up in your mom’s basement, arguing with your dad about your lack of employment, and then diving into the queue to approve/remove content and answer modmail messages. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it!

    We’re currently accepting new mod applications, especially if you have Typescript experience or can mod during US overnight hours. So grab your PC, put on your cape, and join us in the fight against assholes and trolls on our epic Minecraft server!

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  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 1672
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Gods Slained: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 48

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    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, remember that one time when I was a kid and I watched this super scary show and I couldn’t sleep for like a week? Yeah, well this server is scarier than that, but in a fun way, you know?

    Like, there’s this one time when I was mining for diamonds and this giant zombie pigman came out of nowhere and started doing the cha-cha slide, it was hilarious! And then there was this other time when I was building a castle and a herd of llamas came and started spitting at me, like, what even?

    But seriously, this server is so much fun, you gotta join us! We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild Minecraft world!

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  • CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite

    CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 1756
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Villages Defended: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you craving a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone at the same time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual buffet of awesomeness!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer madness that goes on here.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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  • Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server

    Chew & Disappear Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 5729
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 2153
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and crazy adventures ever! We have waterboarding style torture in the VR world, but don’t worry, it’s more pure evil than actual torture. We’ll let you chew all types of great tasting and textured food, but here’s the catch – it just disappears mid-chew! No satisfaction swallow, no slowly dissolving onto the tongue. Just poof, break from soggy chew. More chew, more fun! So come join us for a wild ride of disappearing food and insane challenges. Who knows what other crazy things you’ll encounter on our server!

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  • Charged Up Country Roads

    Charged Up Country Roads
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 8951
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 225 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the electric vehicle fast chargers are missing across the US but who needs them when you can ride a pig with a saddle instead? federal funding boosts our coverage but we still have rural gaps for you to explore and conquer. even with full buildout, some areas will still lack continuous charging access but who cares when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle? join us now for the most electrifying minecraft experience of your life!

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  • DragonCraft Realms 1.20

    DragonCraft Realms 1.20
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5023
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server if you want to relive the glory days of your childhood when you were a blocky pixelated adventurer!

    We have more fun than a barrel of explosive creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart!

    Experience the thrill of mining for diamonds and building epic structures that will make your friends jealous!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to battle zombies, skeletons, and other mobs in epic battles that will get your heart pumping!

    Join now and let your inner child run wild in a world where anything is possible!

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