NoKidsNoCryMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tantrums are not only allowed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of screaming, kicking, and full-blown meltdowns in the middle of the virtual world. Our special needs-friendly environment is perfect for those who want to let loose and express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

Forget about boring old coffee shops, on our server you can have a tantrum for a full 30 minutes without anyone batting an eye. And if anyone dares to stare, we’ll just kick them out (virtually, of course). Our regulars love the chaos and excitement that comes with having a child with special needs wreak havoc in our virtual space.

So come join us and let your inner tantrum-thrower shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who appreciate a good screaming fit every now and then. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1230	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	72	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Potions Brewed:	52
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	239	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crops Grown:	6552
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5110	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.