NoKidsAllowedFunPalace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this single mom and her two daughters.

Imagine a world where sleepovers are a battleground and pocket money is the key to friendship. Will you choose to be like Anna, saving up for that coveted LV tote bag, or will you follow in Sophie’s footsteps, seeking validation from expensive brands?

But beware, dear players, for the specter of the absent father looms large, ready to strike at any moment. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and teenage rebellion?

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual parenting, where every decision you make could lead to either harmony or chaos. Are you ready to take on the challenge and prove once and for all if you are the ultimate Minecraft AITA?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	768070	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	277
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7322	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Villages Defended:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	5922	Villages Defended:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1712	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.