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Minearchy: Where blocks get more votes than you do! Join for SMP and minigames.

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Lands of Minearchy Minecraft Server

SMP	Our SMP is buzzing with activity and loaded with fantastic features. Join our tight-knit community, where everyone is welcome, whether you’re a regular or a casual player.
Minigames	Experience non-stop fun with awesome minigames! From classics like Prop Hunt to adrenaline-pumping KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all.
Start your Journey	Ready to dive in? Visit our website here.
IP	play.minearchy.com
	bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.minearchy.com in your Minecraft client to join the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find them on our website.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join the fun on Lands of Minearchy.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: We regularly host events and competitions for players to participate in and win exciting prizes.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1099	Star Shards Collected:	118
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The TrannyFagCraft Server: Where diversity is key and creepers beware! Come join the fun and build your dream world today!

acceptance, BEWARE, BUILD, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, dream, equality, Faggots, Fun, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, Join, key, Latin America, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, minority groups, political impact, prejudice, Server, sexual orientation, Social Issues, societal norms, Today, trannies, TrannyFagCraft, Western politics, world

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a pretzel? Look no further, because on our server, trannies and faggots reign supreme! Our community is so fabulous, it’s a political force to be reckoned with in both the Western and Latin American worlds. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, fabulous fashion shows in the Nether, and epic battles for LGBTQ+ rights in the End dimension. Come for the diamonds, stay for the outrageousness – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyShonCity – Where blocks meet laughs! Join now for an epic adventure in ‘/shon/’

Adventure, asmr, blocks, board rules, Clips, CraftyShonCity, Epic, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Join, laughs, Loli, Meet, Menhera, Nise Menhera, Otis, Previous thread, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, Schizo, shitposters, shon, twitch, twitter, VOD

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet – Fallenshadow! Join us for insane adventures and the mystery of her disappearing husband. Will you be the one to solve the case?

Explore the world of Fallenshadow and her husbands on our server, where you can also find links to her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, and even a Ribbon Cage video (whatever that is). Watch out for the Menhera Twitter accounts – they may be dead, but their tweets live on in infamy.

Don’t forget to check out our schedule for upcoming events and remember to follow the global and board rules. And if you encounter any shitposters, just ignore, report, and hide them – it’s like magic!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the disappearing husband mystery is the community itself. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	5955
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Emeralds Found:	4018
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Floating Island SMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

SEASON 2!

Weekly votes for server content (plugins, datapacks, etc) and monthly events and competitions with wonderful prizes!

We are just trying to have some fun! 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	1358	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7542	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Project Eden VS Hypixel

advanced chat system, BUILD, Community Events, Creative, Discord, Economy, Friendly staff, Friends, Fun, Helpful Staff, holiday specials, in-depth wiki, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, minigame nights, multiplayer, player respect, player-driven economy, Relax, Skyblock, Survival, Trivia, Unique Plugins, Vanilla

Hypixel	Project Eden
Large player base	Focused on creating a community feel
Wide variety of minigames	Weekly minigame nights
Hosts popular events and tournaments	Organizes trivia and holiday specials
Advanced chat system	Player-driven economy
Well-established and reputable server	Fresh worlds and helpful staff

**FAQ:**

1. **Which server has a larger player base?** Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Project Eden.

2. **Which server focuses on creating a community feel?** Project Eden is focused on creating a community feel for its players.

3. **Which server hosts more events and specials?** Hypixel hosts popular events and tournaments, while Project Eden organizes trivia and holiday specials.

4. **Which server offers unique features like mcMMO and a player-driven economy?** Project Eden offers unique features like an in-depth wiki, mcMMO, and a player-driven economy.

5. **Which server has a more established reputation in the Minecraft community?** Hypixel is a well-established and reputable server in the Minecraft community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3524
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WomanPowerCraft: Where levels are determined by blocks mined, not heels worn. Join now for a virtual power trip!

achievement, blocks, Confidence, determination, determined, empowerment, empowerment journey, equality, feminism, gender, heels, Inspirational, Join, leadership, Levels, Measurement, Mined, motivation, power, power level, progress, resilience, Self Discovery, self worth, strength, success, trip, virtual, WOMAN, WomanPowerCraft, Worn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the power level is rated on the usual factors like mining skills and building prowess? Well, look no further because on our server, the power level of a woman is determined by the number of diamond helmets she can wear at once! That’s right, forget about diamonds in general, it’s all about the helmets, baby!

Join us on this wacky server where the most powerful players are the ones with the most blinged-out heads. You’ll see women stacking helmets on helmets, creating towering structures of shiny goodness that strike fear into the hearts of their enemies. With each helmet added, their power level increases, making them unstoppable forces of nature in the Minecraft world.

So come on in and start stacking those helmets! Who knew that fashion accessories could be the key to dominating a Minecraft server? Join us now and witness the epic battles and fierce competition as players strive to become the ultimate diamond-headed warriors. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SandNinjas Paradise MC

again.., Bigotry, Conflict, controversy, discrimination, Division, Hate Speech, hatred, ignorance, insensitivity, intolerance, Jews, Lost, Paradise, prejudice, racism, religious beliefs, SANDNIGGERS, SandNinjas, triumph, Victory, Won

Are you tired of always losing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on this server, JEWS WON AGAIN!!! That’s right, our players are so skilled and strategic, they always come out on top. Join us for epic battles, mind-blowing builds, and non-stop fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next to claim victory in this wild and wacky world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of knowing that JEWS WON AGAIN!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockCrafters: Where Pixels Party and Creepers Get Down! #MinecraftMadness

Blockcrafters, Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, Dungeons, Expansions, fan community, FANTASY, fpbp, Gaming, Lore, MinecraftMadness, mmorpg, online gaming, Party, pixels, Quests, Raids, role playing, strategy, Talk, video games, World of Warcraft, wow, wowg

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a hilarious adventure filled with explosive sheep, ninja chickens, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ATM9 Solara MC: Where even the creepers are taking out lines of credit!

15K, Atm9, Credit, CREEPERS, Discord, Join, lines, location, mc, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Northern Europe, ONLINE, OWNER, Players, Progression, Public, Re-opened, Resets, Save File, Server, Solara, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ATM9 Server
Players	4-14 players (average)
Discord	Join Discord
Owner	Currently the owner is newly re-opened by a different owner
Host Location	Northern Europe
World Border	15K
Resets	No Resets
Connection	MC to Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there any progression lost during the server closure?

A: No, the server is re-opened with the same save file and no progression is lost.

Q: How many players usually play on the server?

A: The server averages between 4-14 players.

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, the server is online and public, so you are welcome to join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8220
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GymCraft: Pumped up for 4-5 Years Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a beefed-up bodybuilder in Minecraft? Do you dream of twinking and trapping your way to cuteness? Then look no further, because our server is perfect for you! Join us and transform into the most effeminate faggot in the blocky world.

Imagine strutting your stuff with small hands and a tiny jaw, feeling cute and girly while you wreak havoc on your enemies. Embrace your inner twink and unleash your fabulousness on unsuspecting players. And the best part? You can always bulk up later and become manly as fuck when you’re older.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to twink/trap maxx glory! Who knew Minecraft could be this fabulous?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SloMine VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Fun, SloMine, Slovenian server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

Hypixel	SloMine
Pros:	Pros:
– Large player base	– Slovenian server
– Wide variety of minigames	– Focus on survival gameplay
– Regular updates	– Monthly updates
Cons:	Cons:
– Can be overcrowded	– Smaller player base
– Some games may have long wait times	– Limited minigames

FAQ

Hypixel FAQ	SloMine FAQ
Q: How often are updates released?	Q: How frequently are updates made to the server?
A: Updates are released regularly, sometimes weekly.	A: Updates are made monthly on SloMine.
Q: What is the player base like on Hypixel?	Q: How large is the player base on SloMine?
A: Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	A: SloMine has a smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel.
Q: What types of games are available on Hypixel?	Q: What is the focus of gameplay on SloMine?
A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames for players to enjoy.	A: SloMine focuses on survival gameplay for its players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SlayinMC: Where Mary-Sues are Executed Flawlessly! Join the Trendy Fun Today!

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Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers filled with bland, cookie-cutter characters? Look no further because on our server, we have a whole army of Mary-Sues that are so well executed, they make Shakespeare jealous! From perfect hair to flawless combat skills, our Mary-Sues will make you question why you ever played on another server. Join us and bask in the glory of unrealistic perfection! Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a magical unicorn in disguise, granting wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance battle. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our Mary-Sue mania!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7014	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MemeCraft Central: Where ‘reaction images’ come to life! LOLz, Poggers, and POGChamps welcome 🤣🎮 #minecraft #server #memes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring anything new to the table? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started dancing the Macarena instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret club where players can transform into unicorns and shoot laser beams out of their horns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a superhero!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft! Don’t forget to post your best reaction images to capture the insanity of our server – trust us, you’ll want to remember these moments forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraftia: The Latinx Saga

culture, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fear, Identity, immigration, injustice, Latinx, Marginalized, Minecraftia, Minority, misunderstanding, Oppression, prejudice, racism, Saga, Social Issues, society, stereotype, Xenophobia

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we ask the age-old question: Why do they fear the latinx? Is it because they are secretly Minecraft wizards who can summon diamond blocks with a flick of their wrist? Or perhaps they are just too good at PvP and leave their enemies shaking in their pixelated boots.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests, build outrageous structures, and uncover the truth behind the mystery of the latinx. Rumor has it that they have a secret lair filled with enchanted armor and weapons that could tip the balance of power in the Minecraft world.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to face the latinx and conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Don’t be afraid, embrace the madness and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Woompy’s SMP – a whitelisted vanilla SMP

1.20.4, apply, Community, Coreprotect, Custom World Generation, Discord, EST timezones, Events, GSit, java, limited border, Minigames, minimal plugins, playing together, rules, server restrictions, smp, Survival, TerraformGenerator, Vanilla, vanilla smp, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world border

We are a whitelisted, vanilla server on java 1.20.4 with minimal plugins, instead with a focus on community and playing together. We launched recently on April 9!

FEATURING:NO teleportation, No land-claiming, Whitelist: to weed out the bad actors.Events: we do community events and minigames!Limited border: currently we have a 3500×3500 world border, to be expanded as the server grows.

LIST OF PLUGINS:TerraformGenerator: custom world generation – this is the only significant non-vanilla pluginGSit: sit on stairsCoreProtect: block and container logging to catch griefers and thieves

Our focus is on the ‘playing together’ aspect; so far we’ve settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. We won’t judge you for any playstyle though – we hope to be as inclusive as we can be 🙂

We welcome players from all origins, but do note that the server will revolve around EST timezones (e.g. other timezone mornings).

Ready to apply? Make sure you READ THE RULES on ⁠read-me . Once done, head over to ⁠apply-here and submit your application!

INTERESTED? Apply here → https://discord.gg/kN3N8QVe4Hhttps://discord.gg/Xt5Qc4fEA2

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	200	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Void Armor Forged:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10