NoKidsAllowedCraft

aggression, aita, Behavior, bullying, child, Cruel, DAUGHTER, denial, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, exclusion, family, food addiction, Grandma, grandmother, joint pain, NoKidsAllowedCraft, obesity, ridicule, Rude, self-centered, tantrums

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching Tyrone eat dry noodles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so fun, even Tyrone would put down his noodles to join in on the action. With epic builds, challenging quests, and a community that’s more welcoming than a grandma’s hug, you’ll never want to log off.

Plus, we promise not to nickname you “dry noodle” or make walrus sounds whenever you log in. We’re all about spreading positivity and having a blast together.

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be biting into is some juicy fun. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Star Shards Collected:	219
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7867
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ores Mined:	5671	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Star Shards Collected:	119	Ores Mined:	4705

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8984
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Villages Defended:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	130
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	5942	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchantments Applied:	283	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!