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/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

United States of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	991	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ores Mined:	9201
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FearFactorSMP

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9317	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	493
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineCraftyDisasters

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Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyPolitics: Outrage Edition

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so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you social media warriors out there! if you love gettin’ all riled up over different opinions, this is the place for you! we got crazy builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

join us and let the outrage flow through you as you face off against other players with completely opposite viewpoints. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some frenemies along the way.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the confrontation effect take over! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cock Music Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	7193	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SisSaver Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	259
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HouseMortgageDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NudeCrafters

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Items Found:	6999
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Animals Bred:	187	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8