VacayCraft SMP

Adventure, Beach, bucket list, city, Destination, dream vacation, Escape, Explore, getaway, holiday, Journey, long tail tag, Mountains, Paradise, Relaxation, smp, travel, Tropical, vacation, VacayCraft, Wander, Wanderlust

Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, attraction, chemistry, compatibility, Connection, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Heart, Intimacy, joy, long-term commitment, love, LoveCraftedMC, partner, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

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hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

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The Dominion <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/bacon-army-network/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP	thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

🔮DUNGEONS:

🌍 WORLDS:

🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

Are you a Dungeoneer?

Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links:

Discord

Map

Rules:

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Bloober, comparison, controversy, critique, Destroys, Development, fan reactions, gameplay, Gaming, gaming industry, Horror, Konami, Minecraft, opinion, psychological horror, remake, SILENT, silent hill 2, Silent Hill franchise, smp, survival horror, TEAM, Team Silent, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	8874	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

XmasGiftDramaCraft

airfare costs, attendance standards, christmas gift, disney world, expensive trip, family conflict, family dynamics, family vacation, holiday stress, long road trip, MIL drama, Peacekeeping, public preschool, refusing gifts, rental car expenses, selfish grandmother, Spring Break, toddler travel, vacation planning, XmasGiftDramaCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

Adaptability, career advancement, Career Advice, CareerCraft, communication skills, continuous learning, Craft, Decision making, emotional intelligence, goal-setting, grind, leadership skills, Mentorship, networking, perseverance, personal branding, Professional Growth, resilience, self improvement, skill development, smp, Succeed, teamwork, Time management, work-life balance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyTurnOffs

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

Arkhangelsk, Arkhangelsk school, arms production, controversy, education, Explosives, grenade components, GrenadeCraft, high school, international news, Manufacturing, Military, Minecraft, News, production, russia, russia news, Safety, school project, Server, Students, weapons

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1446	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

Cancer, cancer risk, employment, full-time, health, health study, Job, long hours, MineCraftCancerRiskLOL, occupational health., research, Risk, stress, study, Swiss study, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-related cancer, workload, Workplace

join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1627	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Server Features

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
World will never reset
Land claiming available
Player trading via signs
Community-built spawn area
No adminshops
Public farms available

Community

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

Q: Will the world ever reset?

A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

Q: What currency is used on the server?

A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

Q: Are there public farms available for use?

A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ores Mined:	7597
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8