NoGoToThatLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DetentionDrama Minecraft Server

3D printed shoes, aita, Angry, asking, BELIEF, bullying, Contact, daddy’s girl, DAUGHTER, detention, DetentionDrama, Disrespect, hysterics, insisting, LAUGHING, mental note, Minecraft, parents, School, Server, Situation, specifics, stay at Dad’s, STUDENT

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Towns Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful kids who won’t even tell you the name of the student they laughed at for having 3D printed shoes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. Build your dream world, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find a pair of 3D printed shoes to laugh at (just kidding, please don’t bully other players).

Our server is the ultimate playground for both kids and adults who just want to have a good time without any drama. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Just remember, no detention for laughing at virtual shoes here!

WifeyCraft2022

aita, arguments, Asian culture, Communication, Delivery, EMBARRASSMENT, EQ level, family, first born son, hurt feelings, korean culture, last name, legally changing my last name, lunar new year, Marriage, parents, Proposal, relationships, Siblings, Wife, WifeyCraft2022

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old last names? Join our Minecraft server where you can change your last name to anything you want, just like this guy who changed his last name from Pak to Park to carry on his wife’s family name!

Join us for some family drama, arguments over cultural differences, and a phone blowing up with messages from angry siblings. Who knew changing your last name could cause such chaos? But hey, at least his wife proposed to him, so it’s not all bad!

Come join the fun and see what outrageous last name changes and family drama await you on our server. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a low EQ level move that leaves your parents disowning you!

FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Emeralds Found:	6691	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Votes:	6475	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Void Armor Forged:	14

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ores Mined:	2107	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!