NoFamousFriendsAllowed | New Minecraft Servers 2024

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	831169
Love Letters Sent:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mother-in-Lawcraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

QuoteCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1962
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HateflixMC

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Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HezbollahHavocCraft

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	261	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

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so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	625003	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crops Grown:	8656	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Towns Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	206335

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Dimension Hops:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Trump’s Block Party

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Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	8756
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8585	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6