NoExistenceMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Potions Brewed:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

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join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Farms Harvested:	456	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5601	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crops Grown:	4571
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

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Alysia SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Alysia SMP
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
Focus	Player communication and player-driven experience
Mods	Proximity voice chat Farmer’s delight Small content updates QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

2. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

3. How can I join the server?

The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

5. How many players are usually online at a time?

Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyMineBrainz

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

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So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ores Mined:	3955	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mines Excavated:	3519	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyLand

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

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join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MoldovaBribeCraftEU

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Gamer GF Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your perfect gamer girlfriend to conquer the pixelated world with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature that guarantees you will find your dream gamer girlfriend within 24 hours of joining. Our server is filled with beautiful, talented, and most importantly, thick gamer girls just waiting to team up with you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!