Minecraft Servers Updated November 17, 2024, 6:30 PM

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re controlling is the creepers trying to blow up your hard work! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated wonders and blocky shenanigans.

Are you tired of your partner turning into a couch potato and drinking like a fish? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only thing getting wasted is the time you spend building epic structures and battling mobs.

Forget about real-life drama and dive into a realm where the only weight gain you’ll experience is from all the diamond armor you’ll be wearing. And hey, if you need a break from the virtual world, just remember that snacks like cheese sticks and chips are always just a /give command away.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing controlling you is your own creativity! And who knows, maybe your partner will even trade in their real-life beer for a virtual potion of strength. It’s a win-win situation!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we generate VTuber AI images with a touch of monocle elegance! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual idols and crazy adventures.

    Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Ores Mined: 5832 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 425

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

    Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

    But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8304 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

    Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

    To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

    So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP

    Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the world has been taken over by evil chickens who are plotting to turn all the players into poultry! Will you be able to survive in this dystopian chicken-filled world and save humanity from becoming feathered fiends? Join now for a cluckin’ good time and the chance to be the ultimate chicken conqueror!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sperg Squad Minecraft Server

    Sperg Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are filled with normies and basic ideologies? Look no further, because our server is for the true intellectuals and spergs of the world!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with technology, rationality, and unfiltered communication. We don’t mess around with conservatism or libtardism here – only the finest minds are welcome.

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle while discussing the deeper meaning of Evangelion with your fellow players. The sun is setting, the mobs are lurking, and you’re having the time of your life on our server.

    So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Embrace your inner sperg and join us today!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen

    Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where female characters reign supreme and being a Mary Sue is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad princesses, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and pet dragons that do your bidding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Queen Bee, who rules with an iron fist and a killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower crown and a fierce attitude.

    So why join our SMP? Because here, being a Mary Sue isn’t just a character trait, it’s a way of life. Embrace your inner goddess and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few plot twists along the way – after all, this is a server where anything can happen.

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 414

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TwoMC! Minecraft server

    TwoMC! Minecraft server

    THE BEST ANARCHY FOR ALL PEOPLE’S TASTES ❤

    INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS ❤

    IMPORTANT SELF-WRITTEN PLUGINS ✔

    INTERESTING EVENTS: CHESTS, PIRATE SHIP, TREASURE HUNT AND MUCH MORE✔

    EXCELLENT ANTI CHEAT✔

    PVP ARENAS, AUTO MINES, NPCs WITH MISSIONS, KILL CONTRACTS✨

    AND MUCH MORE ONLY ON OUR SERVER✨

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    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on – 『GATE OF THE SUN』! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a dragon who offered them a diamond sword that shoots lasers. And that was just the beginning!

    On 『GATE OF THE SUN』, you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a tea party with a group of friendly Endermen. The possibilities are endless!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join 『GATE OF THE SUN』 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP

    FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a truly unique experience where we discuss our weirdest fetishes, share our favorite porn links, and regale each other with tales of our wildest sexual encounters with family members.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where we host weekly dance parties with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t forget about our annual “Nether Olympics” where players compete in crazy challenges like lava parkour and pig jousting.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Just be prepared for some seriously NSFW conversations and a whole lot of laughs.

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • > Le Epic Viking Minecraft Server

    > Le Epic Viking Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner Viking warrior and conquer the virtual world? Then look no further than our epic Minecraft server, where you can pillage and plunder to your heart’s content!

    Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond sword of Odin, or challenge other players to a duel in our epic PvP arena. But beware, for the server is also home to fearsome dragons and giant trolls that will test your skills to the limit.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow Vikings. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become the most legendary Viking in all of Minecraft!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Spaghetti Minecraft SMP

    The Spaghetti Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the edizione piccolissima Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas ready to defuse any explosions before they reach you.

    Our community is filled with quirky characters, like Steve the Sheep who is convinced he’s actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. And let’s not forget about Karen the Villager, who is always causing drama by stealing everyone’s emeralds to fund her llama fashion line.

    So come on down to the edizione piccolissima Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash caused by a herd of rebellious pigs).

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Villages Defended: 19
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Lost Nomad – Minecraft Server

    The Lost Nomad – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fearless adventurers stumbled upon this server and were greeted by dancing pandas, flying pigs, and talking llamas. They knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! This server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and magical portals that will transport you to different dimensions. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here. Want to battle a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? Go for it!

    And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every week. From costume parties to building competitions, there’s always something fun going on. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Complete HoloLive Victory Minecraft SMP

    Complete HoloLive Victory Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved the ultimate victory – we have completed the HoloLive challenge! That’s right, we have successfully recreated every single HoloLive character in pixel art form and now they roam the server, ready to interact with players in hilarious ways.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by the almighty Corgi God, who watches over us and blesses us with good luck in all our endeavors.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world!

    Updated November 17, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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