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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7788 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s drinking habits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your worries – just like how my girlfriend forgets about her doctor’s warnings when her family comes to visit!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!
So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!
