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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6954 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even causing a little chaos – just like when my girlfriend goes on a beer run after promising to quit! And don’t worry about driving her to the store for more alcohol, because on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want!
So come on down to our server and let loose like my girlfriend after a few drinks – just remember to log off before you end up in the bedroom with the door shut. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, just like my girlfriend regrets buying more beer!