NoDecoNoProbMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crops Grown:	2203	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Enchantments Applied:	190	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	214	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

19-year-old woman, alleged display, arrested, Arrests, Australia, charges, criminal charges, criminal investigation, extremism, HezbollahCraft, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, NSW Police, Political protest, pro-Hezbollah protest, Public Safety, Radicalism, SECURITY, Sydney, symbols, Terrorism, Terrorist, terrorist symbol

so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, capecom, celebration, COMEBACK, comeback kid, disbelief, fan reaction, memorable moment, Minecraft, Nostalgia, October 2024, Party, Redemption, Remembered, Revival, series, Server, surprise win, triumph, underdog story, unexpected return, unexpected success, Victory, where were you

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Towns Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	783	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2710	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Alien Abductions:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Animals Bred:	195	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2