NoCuffsMC: Where Police are Extinct! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the police are extinct like dinosaurs! No more getting arrested for stealing diamonds or blowing up creepers. It’s a lawless land where you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of punishment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building massive piggy fortresses. Join forces with them to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and swimming in rivers of caramel. The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with talking pigs, candy universes, and no pesky police to ruin your fun. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

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Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Farms Harvested:	487	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwipeRun server Minecraft

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Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.