Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of family events like the one described above? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and hilarious adventure that will make you forget all about unruly toddlers and messy family drama.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about irresponsible aunts or screaming kids running amok. Instead, you’ll be free to build, explore, and have a blast with other players who know how to behave themselves (or at least try to).

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s guaranteed to be more fun than dealing with a toddler covered in pasta sauce. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family that respects you and your boundaries. See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
Farms Harvested: 350 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Potions Brewed: 199 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Magic Items Found: 3191
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5304
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Towns Built: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 271
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 335

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 224 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dimension Hops: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Mines Excavated: 2375
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 204
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 41 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ores Mined: 6327 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6607
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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