Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of family events like the one described above? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and hilarious adventure that will make you forget all about unruly toddlers and messy family drama.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about irresponsible aunts or screaming kids running amok. Instead, you’ll be free to build, explore, and have a blast with other players who know how to behave themselves (or at least try to).

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s guaranteed to be more fun than dealing with a toddler covered in pasta sauce. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family that respects you and your boundaries. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Magic Items Found: 6599
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Villages Defended: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MCisle

    MCisle

    Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

    Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

    Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

    Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

    Join us at play.MCisle.com

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Animals Bred: 94
    Villages Defended: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Worst Server Ever

    Worst Server Ever

    This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • KivCraft

    KivCraft

    〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Legends Mc

    Legends Mc

    This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 244 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PixelWorld Network

    PixelWorld Network

    At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

    **You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Rustic SMP

    Rustic SMP

    RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

    Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • United Factions

    United Factions

    United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Last Element Avatar Bending Server

    Last Element Avatar Bending Server

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Villages Defended: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Ores Mined: 2555
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 New Chunks Explored: 227767
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MundoPixels

    MundoPixels

    IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TwistedMC

    TwistedMC

    TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

    Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

    Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

    Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Elyria Online

    Elyria Online

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8181
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Build the Vote

    Build the Vote

    Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SoftSlayer

    SoftSlayer

    Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

    Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

    Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

    Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

    IP: softslayer.com

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • EvaGens

    EvaGens

    EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • House Of Gamers

    House Of Gamers

    House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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