Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Enchantments Applied: 77 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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