Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Potions Brewed: 111
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ores Mined: 5240

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Servers