Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Mines Excavated: 1812 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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