NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TiplessTavern Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of spiritual discipline, even during childbirth! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can participate in silent births, just like our friend Sarah.

Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.

Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.

So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can hang out with your favorite historical figures! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra or going on a mining adventure with Genghis Khan. Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history firsthand in our wacky world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and make history…literally!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftySuccessLand

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Success on our Minecraft server means building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and taming a dragon to use as your personal flying mount. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to Minecraft glory!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance

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so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Trust Theories Over Science

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so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

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LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	4180
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

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Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)

Supported versions: 1.16.5+

More detailed information on the website.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

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IP	TreeSMP.mc.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Server Information:

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are poppin’ and the creepers are droppin’! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside some cluckin’ good architects!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the time I joined this crazy Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity. My first big achievement? Well, let’s just say I managed to tame a wild Ender Dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Yeah, you heard me right. And that was just the beginning!

This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you fail one of her challenges).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for, things tend to get a little cheesy around here).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3186

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender

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HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DENDRITIC, DELAYED, STOCHASTIC CaMKII ACTIVATION IN BEHAVIOURAL TIME SCALE PLASTICITY – NATURE! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHO KNOWS, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY AND SCIENTIFIC, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT CASTLE WHILE YOUR BRAIN CELLS ARE ACTIVATING IN WAYS YOU NEVER KNEW POSSIBLE! YOU’LL BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS IN NO TIME!

SO COME ON, JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF DENDRITIC MADNESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU ON THIS SERVER? MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! (OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A REALLY COOL MINECRAFT HOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Viktor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on in December 2022 and suddenly find yourself in a world where the Houthi rebels have somehow gotten their hands on modern weaponry. Apologize in advance for any chaos they may cause, but hey, at least it makes for some exciting gameplay, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to watch your back around those Houthi rebels!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	4127

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9