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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crops Grown: 9836 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 23
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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