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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Potions Brewed: 200
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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