NoBrosAllowedMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother-in-law on a drug-induced trip? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality just like my brother-in-law did. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.

With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	2410
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ores Mined:	2288	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Items Found:	2466
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	151
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	111
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Towns Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!