NoBreakNoCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ores Mined:	7661
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Potions Brewed:	165
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	4205
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Potions Brewed:	123	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2647
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9616	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.