NoBreakNoCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the answer to the age-old question “What breaks if you don’t use it?” is… your funny bone! Yes, that’s right, if you don’t join our server and start laughing at all the ridiculous shenanigans going on, your funny bone will literally break in half. We’ve got so many hilarious mini-games and events that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual band-aids for your broken funny bone.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	8039	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	155

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	197

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Villages Defended:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3458	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	2204	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	723637	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Love Letters Sent:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	752328
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crops Grown:	2601	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.